Today at bath time, I noticed that our 3 yr old son Niuniu was scratching/playing with his private part. Concerned about his spreading bumps (molluscum contagiosum) from his upper tight to his genital area, I asked what did he have down there. He answered with his signature mischievous smile, "I have a ball in my Zizi" (penis in French). His tone was playful and even a bit of proud. Niuniu cannot speak as clearly as his sister, worst of all, he has this thick Southern accent that often confuses me. I was so convinced that these bumps of molluscum contagiosum have developed so big that he thought they were little balls. "Oh no, can I see what does it look like?" I requested with such obvious worries. "Yea," he answered dutifully, "it moves!" he added. From his curious/trying-to-understand look, I suddenly realized that our little man was fiddling his balls, those moving testicles, inside! So, I told him to go and tell his daddy what he found down there. He went and proudly announced, "Daddy, I have a ball in my Zizi!"
What a discovery of his manhood!